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You are so stupid, that you sit on the TV and watch the couch!

You were so ugly when you were a child your mamma had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you!

Your so ugly that when you looked out the window you got arrested for "mooning".

You're so ugly that when you went for a job application in a haunted house they said no proffesionals allowed!

You're so poor you stuck your key in the front door and killed four people in the hall!

You're so poor your front and back door are on the same hinge!

You're so stupid that you returned a donut because it had a hole in the middle!

If I had a dog as ugly as you I would shave his butt and make him walk back-wards!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You are so stupid, you got locked in the toilet and shit yourself!

You are so fat, every time you turn around its your birthday!

Your belt size is the equator!

You are so stupid, you got trapped on an esculator for 2 hours cos of a power cut!

You were so ugly when you were born yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot!

Your armpit is so hairy that your teacher gives you an "A" for NOT raising your hand!

If I had a dog as ugly as you I would shave his butt and make him walk back-wards!

You're so ugly that you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to drink it!

Q.Would you wear shoes if you didnt have any feet?
A.No
Q.Then why are you wearing a bra?

You are so old you knew Burger King when he was just a prince!

You are so ugly that when you were born your mamma put you next to a piece of shit and said, "Look, I got twins!".

You are so fat ,when you lie on the beach nobody else gets sun.