How To Respond to Pickup Lines

1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
   Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
   
2. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
   Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
   
3. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
   Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
   
4. Man: "Want to Dance?"
   Woman: "No, thank you."
   Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
   
5. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
   Woman: "It's in the phone book."
   Man: "But I don't know your name."
   Woman: "That's in the phone book too.
   
6. Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman: "Female impersonator."
   
7. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
   Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"
   
8. A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?"
   She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
   
9. Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?"
   His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"
   
10. "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
    
11. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"